Haste Makes Waste

About the Author

Howdy, fam!

My name is Elizabeth Valentine Haste (she/her). I am a queer leader, a woman in tech, a feminist, witch, anarchist, and badass.

When I grow up, I want to be a necromancer.

Also, I once ate so much spaghetti and threw up so hard, that I had an out-of-body experience.

That is a true story.

This blog is a space for the following thoughtcrimes:

  • Poetry and prose
  • Unsolicited literary analysis
  • Tabletop adventures
  • LGBTQIA+ topics
  • Pictures of my cat
  • Whatever else seems fun

Want to contact me?

Whisper your message to the flighted bird of your choice, turn counter-clockwise thrice, and then throw that sucker as far as you can.

Alternatively, you can email me. 1

  1. I really do prefer the bird method though if you don’t mind. –>