Howdy, fam!

My name is Elizabeth Valentine Haste (she/her). I am a queer leader, a woman in tech, a feminist, witch, anarchist, and badass.

When I grow up, I want to be a necromancer.

Also, I once ate so much spaghetti and threw up so hard, that I had an out-of-body experience.

_{That is a true story.}

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This blog is a space for the following thoughtcrimes:

• Poetry and prose
• Unsolicited literary analysis
• Tabletop adventures
• LGBTQIA+ topics
• Pictures of my cat
• Whatever else seems fun

Want to contact me?

Whisper your message to the flighted bird of your choice, turn counter-clockwise thrice, and then throw that sucker as far as you can.

Alternatively, you can email me. ¹